OK, I Will
He was a bit of a jerk and I could tell he didn't take too kindly to "those artist types" (whatever that meant) and then he found out I was one of them "artist types" and asked me what I painted and I said "people, mainly" and then he said, "paint this!" and he opened his mouth wide and made a really ugly face at me thought he was really funny and then I said,
"OK, I will."
Enjoy!